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I want to talk about your service to me, which I find to be sadly lacking.

I mean, let's face it, if you're not doing anything for me, you're not doing anything for me, right?

That should be obvious.

I mean, look, I know you're a masturbation addict and you can sit there and pull on your dick all day long,

but that doesn't do me any good.