Πιπιλίστε τις καυλιάρες ρώγες μου!

You lick it off my hairy fucking body.

My hairy chest, my hairy abs, my hairy shoulders, my hairy fucking beard.

All of it just makes me more of a man every fucking second that I wear it.

But now here's the surprise.

So I may have been in work today with my shirt on,